sharpsugar:

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

Always wanted to live in the south

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

buttsarefunny:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EREN.

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

neilcicierega:

emmyc:

A lot of people are confused about how squash-and-stretch works in animation. It’s very simple! They are just exaggerated frames in-between the “alpha frames” that makes very subtle enhancements to the animation, thus creating the beautiful flowing movement in the animated gif we see above. This technique was perfected by Glenjamin Keen Disney

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How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.








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